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BRAINLESS IN WONDERLAND

[Buckley/Smith]

 

I woke up this morning
and for the first time in a long time
I was feeling no pain
Then I remembered during yesterday's operation
the doctors mistakenly removed my brain

it's sitting in a coffee can

underneath the sink

I'm sitting in a straitjacket

waiting for the shrink

he or she or it is late

but I don't seem to mind

I love the shade of shade I see

each time I close an eye

the callous on my ass has learned the alphabet in braille

so I pass my time by reading 

the texture of my shorts

it's mostly funny 

and sometimes sad

but don’t get stressed

I only wish I only knew 

when what was which and why

there's sure to be a test

Come on boys and girls! 

let's put on a show!

You sing and dance

I'll read my pants

and then the doc will know

that 

"Forty pounds of liverwurst

twenty pounds of kraut

a slathering of mayonnaise

a quaff of August Schell

paisley lederhosen tat

behind a pastel veil

sacerdotal vinaigrette

will salt the devil's tail"

Who needs a brain

Who needs a brain

Who needs a brain

 

When you’re lost in Wonderland?

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11 Responses to “Brainless in Wonderland”

  1. You Tube “Wild Man Fisher”. All will be clear. His hit was “The Taster” and he would sing it for you for a dime while you waited to get into the Whiskey A GoGo to see the Doors etc. HIs songs are documented on a two record set produced by Zappa. Your song recalls the Fisher genius.

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BRAINLESS IN WONDERLAND

[Buckley/Smith]

 

I woke up this morning
and for the first time in a long time
I was feeling no pain
Then I remembered during yesterday's operation
the doctors mistakenly removed my brain

it's sitting in a coffee can

underneath the sink

I'm sitting in a straitjacket

waiting for the shrink

he or she or it is late

but I don't seem to mind

I love the shade of shade I see

each time I close an eye

the callous on my ass has learned the alphabet in braille

so I pass my time by reading 

the texture of my shorts

it's mostly funny 

and sometimes sad

but don’t get stressed

I only wish I only knew 

when what was which and why

there's sure to be a test

Come on boys and girls! 

let's put on a show!

You sing and dance

I'll read my pants

and then the doc will know

that 

"Forty pounds of liverwurst

twenty pounds of kraut

a slathering of mayonnaise

a quaff of August Schell

paisley lederhosen tat

behind a pastel veil

sacerdotal vinaigrette

will salt the devil's tail"

Who needs a brain

Who needs a brain

Who needs a brain

 

When you’re lost in Wonderland?

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